WTB: MXL V67G and Studio Projects B1

[Purge]

I want a V67G and an SP B1. You will sell me yours cheap. Or else I will kill you.

 

[Purge]

You can also sell me a cheap DMP3 and/or VTB1. If you don't, then EZ Willis will probably get it straight up the ass.

 

[Myriad_Rocker]

I'll sell you my MXL V67G and VTB-1 for $2.50 shipped.

 

[Myriad_Rocker]

Nevermind.

 

[thajeremy]

I'll sell you my MXL V67G and VTB-1 for $2.50 shipped.

dont do that...i wanna see EZ get it up the ass....

 

[Purge]

I'll sell you my MXL V67G and VTB-1 for $2.50 shipped.

That price was way too high. They're selling at musiciansharmonyfriendguitarcentralcenter for nine cents.

 

[noisedude]

Don't kill me! Kill that guy over there. *looks around for suitable candidates*

 

[Purge]

Shouldn't have poked yer head in here, buddy...


Alright everyone...sell me these items or I will remove all of Noisedude's blood and replace it with Folger's Crystals.

 

[Purge]

YOU!!!! Yes, you. You're reading this right now. Sell me your stuff or I will defenestrate you. And you wouldn't want to lose your fenestrates now, would you?

 

[mrface2112]

sell me these items or I will remove all of Noisedude's blood and replace it with Folger's Crystals.

.......but would the people on the street be able to tell the difference?


cheers,
wade

PS--i have nothing for ya

 

[Big Kenny]

Post your address, I'll send ya something.

 

[scrubs]

If you don't, then EZ Willis will probably get it straight up the ass.

I need a more definitive statement from you. Will he or will he not get it straight up the ass? For gosh sakes, take a stand, man.

 

[Myriad_Rocker]

I'll sell you all of my stuff for $5.

All I need from you is:

1. Your social security number
2. Your mother's maiden name
3. What you eat for breakfast
4. All of your credit card numbers
5. Your address
6. Your hair color
7. Any phone numbers you may have or be associated with
8. Your blood type
9. The number of full moons you've been alive to see
10. All of YOUR stuff
11. 1 million dollar down payment

 

[noisedude]

I'd give you my blood type, but following Purge's intrusions I don't really have any blood left.

 

[Purge]

Post your address, I'll send ya something.

Hey, why not?

Tom Gill
2174 S. Richfield Way #Z-205
Aurora, CO 80013

Or email...
schlectus at hotmail dot com

 

[Purge]

I need a more definitive statement from you. Will he or will he not get it straight up the ass? For gosh sakes, take a stand, man.

Oh yeah, straight up the ass. No question. Think along the lines of "buffalo armageddon missile".

 

[Dogman]

Oh yeah, straight up the ass. No question. Think along the lines of "buffalo armageddon missile".

Now, is this the sex refered to as "Hot man love" or is it more the kind of stuff you get for being bad in teh gray bar hotel? I mean, is he gonna enjoy this, or will he want to shank you when you get done? Will you derive great pleasure, or is it just "your Job"???? I mean, if you guys are into this, I don't want to interfear or anything. Oh yeah....is his pooper gonna bleed??? Man, that would suck.

 

[ez_willis]

You can also sell me a cheap DMP3 and/or VTB1. If you don't, then EZ Willis will probably get it straight up the ass.

Just so I'm clear on this, when you say 'it' do you mean the VTB1 or your teenie weenie?

 

[Purge]

WHOA!! Hey, I never said that I was going to be the one doing the cornholing.

CELLARDWELLER!!!! Where you at?!?! It's time!!!

 

[thajeremy]

damn...how did we go from looking to buy a mic and pre amp to a full fledged ass raping?