Crap. I changed my mind about posting and didn't realize that is was even showing up. Sorry.
But, since I made 20+ people moist with my tantalizing thread title, I'll fill y'all in.
Here is my system:
300w P4 & AMD XP rated pwr spply (Eagle)
Asus A7S333 mommy board w/ SiS 745 chipset
Athlon XP 1800+ 1.53Ghz
512mb DDR ram
Radeon VE 32mb AGP dual head gfx card
Delta TDIF
Firewire PCI
PCI modem (56k)
Firewire PCI
Quantum 40 gig system HD
IBM dickstar 120 gig media HD
Acer CDRW
Acer CDROM
My crash problem has returned. System seemed stable after re-installing drivers for video card, I tried everything that had previously caused the crashes and nothing went wrong. THEN I remembered that I didn't try one thing: let the screen saver come on automatically. Sure enough, that crashed the bastard. The gfx card is in red because I suspect that little cork sucker is the problem (but I don't know, I am no expert). I have the latest drivers for it - they are supposed to clear up the problem with XP. So I reinstalled them again and whattaya know? Now the system is crashing in weird places again. Like, um, I double click on My Computer and BOOM! Gone.
Or I close a window... BOOM
Or I sneeze... BOOM
I am ready to drop kick this computer. I am ready to stab it through the heart with a pencil.
One thing: Since the crash-fest has been reinstated, no funny grind noise before it crashes. Just an auto restart and the stupid Minidump serious error has occurred message upon restart.
Is there any way to read those minidump files to see what is causing the problem? If it is the video card, great! I will just go get a brand that I know will work AFTER I go find that Elvis lookalike salesman who told me "Oh yeah man, this Radeon VE will work great with Windows XP!" and shove the aforementioned card up his Elvis impersonating ass.
I just want this thing to work. When it does work, it works beautifully - speed and space - I have more than enough. BUT THE STABILITY IS NOT THERE.
I'm near the end and I can't find my way home.