1) Relatively safe streets: I live in a fairly tough part of town, yet I am not afraid to go get my Hostess Cupcakes at 3:00 AM after smoking a dube...
2) Great smoke!
3) Currently non-indictable offence to possess smoke;
4) Never having to worry about health insurance, whether I have a job or not;
5) Cheaper Rx drugs;
6) Cleaner cities;
7) Not controlled by a military-industrial complex hell-bent on the militarization of space, and the imposition of a New World Order akin to a Fourth Reich;
8) The greatest, most cosmopolitan city in North America: Montreal. Ain't no city like it. Nope. No way.
9) No weak pony-piss beer;
10) When abroad, people don't mutter Anti-American slurs behind our backs, or stick knives in them either;
11) When Shrub asked us to jump on the issue of Iraq, we refused to say 'how high?'
12) Greater literacy rates, and cheaper post-secondary education;
13) Less of a disparity between rich and poor;
14) Gun control;
15) No death penalty;
16) We can go to Cuba, and don't have to deal with loud, rude, American tourists who demand that everyone 'SPEAK AMERICAN!!!'
17) We don't have a moron/crook/religious fanatic/war criminal for a leader.
