The one and only "mic unboxing" that made sense is the one where the guy does a comparison of a real SM57 versus a knock-off. For those like me who didn't know exactly what to look for, it was at least worth bookmarking for future reference.
Be sure to get a box with a toy you can unwrap also! That will add to the excitement.
These people need to get a life. What a waste of time and other people's time. I think there would be more entertainment value in watching their children play with the empty box.