No, no. You misunderstand. That was tounge-in-cheek. The truth is that I have a huge admiration for drummers and think it's far more challenging (on several levels) than guitars, bass, etc.
I mean, seriously, who is usually desired the most in the classifieds? Yep, drummers. And who lays the foundation of the band? Again, yep, drummers.
I love drums and the sounds they create, and appreciate drumming very much.
That said, I don't know how to play, and cannot afford to start (money, time, etc.). I play guitar, bass, and (try to) sing.
And, like I said, I don't care for software drums because they sound like crap; that's why I'm looking for loops. I don't mind paying for them if they are good. It's a win-win situation. I get real recorded drum sounds, and a drummer makes a few bucks.
What could be wrong with that?
Don't get upset with my drumming jokes.
Speaking of which: Why are professional rock drummers so much better on their instrument than the rest of the band?
The rest of the band gets laid after the gig.