i just have a sense of humor.....
yah, i know proper terminology is important. But at ths same time we all hear and use various untechnological, unquantifiable terms quite regularly. We all have a good idea what "shimmer", "presence", "hotness" mean. Sure, "shimmer" is a synonym for "sheen", ans refers to freq's at and above 12k, but thats in some mixing dictionary somewhere. Mixing techs start talking with the musicians theyre working with/for, and you start hearing and using words with no quantifiable measure or definition, but we all know what they mean.
a musician uses the phrase "that synth sounds too blocky dude...we want it to sound smoother..." we know hes referring to the attack and systain/decay relationship, you alienate people by launching into a technical description sometimes.
plus...i just have an irreverent sense of humor. If I am using the compressor, set exclusively to reduce frequencies in the 260 to 270 hz region because i feel they are causing the problem, touching nothing else, i cant help but think of the compressor like the starship enterprise hunting selected frequencies, and i'm the commander kirk. The guy at the mixing desk is in CHARGE, dammit.
"Lt. Uhura, inform the producer were almost done cleaningup the audio. Mr. Spock, prepare the compressor. Do a scan for anything in the 260 to 270 hertz region. Sulu, set phasers on kill." "Cap'n...if we set phasers on stun, around 3:1, the offending frequencies wont be able to harm the track, sir." "We just...cant...TAKE that chance. Ratio 999:1...you have my orders. Set phasers on kill."
imagine this: I used to be a software engineer. I was good. But I scared some people. They were listening outside the office, and i was doing soft cartoon voices of the "program". the offending algorithm was getting the voice of a cartoon heavy bad guy, real low. there was a "victim" data, high pitched wail. The software fix had the voice of the confident hero. I thought I was alone in the office late, and I suppose they found it quite disconcerting to suddenly hear a low growly voice say "I will smear the walls with the blood of the innocent data....Noooooo!......You! Put that subroutine down slowly. We only pass objects by reference in this town, mister." (this is sadly a true story)