Yea, no kidding. After going to bed with that description in my head, I think I'd better check my sheets tomorrow morning. Lordy. That was more thrilling than Penthouse Letters.
i never claimed it was goos, just the best mic under $200. you should hear a matched pair as drum overheads, almost like john bonham bigness with later van halen drum sould. phil collins used them on "in the air". steve albini swears by them. as well as george martin!