What You Were Meant to Be

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That monkey's got some good management, man. He's EVERYWHERE!!!
It helps that he's really freaking talented, too, but still...
 
Honestly, Tim, I have no idea how or why moNKEy got attached to that XLR cable so. It's news to me!!!! I have an old pair of converse shoes that are beat to hell, but I still wear them regularly!! Just can't get rid of them. Maybe there is just some quirk in that specific cable that he particularly likes. He does have a one-of-a-kind sound, you must agree. Could the cable have something to do with it?
 
Incanus said:
Honestly, Tim, I have no idea how or why moNKEy got attached to that XLR cable so. It's news to me!!!! I have an old pair of converse shoes that are beat to hell, but I still wear them regularly!! Just can't get rid of them. Maybe there is just some quirk in that specific cable that he particularly likes. He does have a one-of-a-kind sound, you must agree. Could the cable have something to do with it?
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Dunno, but it's kind of eerie the way he swings around the house from that cable... mumbling various versions of, "Monkey say, 'Incanus, here's paper and a marker...' eEEeeeEK! '...keep a strict log of the remainder of your journey...' eeeeeeek! eeEk! '...so I may study it when we meet again, and point out your missteps.' hAHahAHAAhaa! eeek! Then Incanus say, 'I can only do my best.' Then Monkey say, 'Then that will have to suffice.' hAhAhA eeek! hAhAhAhAhA eeeeEEEEEK!!!!'."

He does it so much that I know the lines from memory. Monkey is making me crazy. Man, his vet just shrugs and says, "It's only a phase. He'll grow out of it."

Tim
 
Alastair Crowley built that cable at Miskatonic University in 1971. It is said to imbue the user with divine energy. Clearly Monkey is channeling this black art into his exotic, sinuous music. He hypnotizes and draws cobwebs of lassitude around the listener.


Or he's just really talented. I don't know.


Either way, I'd appreciate it if he return my calls. Monkey, can't we just talk?

Talk like we used to..... Like we did on Naboo...
 
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