what should I do?

[sweetnubs]

My boyfriend gave me a pair of lovely pink panties for christmas and they make me feel really hot. But he complains because my big fat hairy belly hangs over the front of them and he can't see them and he finds "the blob" unattractive. I was thinking of taking him onto the jerry springer show and showing him how hot i really am because once the crowd sees me they will tell him how hot I am. That'll show him! come on guys what should I do?

 

[littledog]

dump the boyfriend. start taking yoga.

Can you say: autofellatio?

 

[Henri Devill]

Throw a hissie fit...Make him buy you something...My ex wife used to do that to me all the time!Be the bitch dammit




Don

 

[Bulls Hit]

Make him watch while you wax that disgusting belly of yours, then give him the wax & ask him if he's game to give you a Brazilian. See if he can rip that whole front lawn right outta there

 

[glynb]

You need vintage pre-amps. Seems to be everyone's answer to everything currently!

 

[distortedrumble]

vintage pre amps LOL......i think thats a question for the dragon cave...fat hairy bellies and men in pink panties on jerry springer LOL

 

[manning1]

check out the dacs preamp if you ever have time. you wont look at lingerie again .......

 

[EddieRay]

You should get a pink girdle instead.

Um, 'scuse me while I puke.