Well, that has to be the B.L.U.E. stuff. I mean, they have the Blueberry (which is blue), the Kiwi (which is green), the 8-Ball (which is black), the...
Take a Radioshack mic....bang it against some concrete really hard - about three times - it will either sound really intersting when you're done, or it's won't work. It's $20 experiment.
You shouldn't have said that. Behringer will surely find out about this, and next week we will undoubtedly see the introduction of the Ultracopper Pro...