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stevieb
Just another guy, really.
Introducing... FEMDER Guitars and Amplifiers.
Designed and built to appeal to women guitarist everywhere, FEMDER Guitar and Amplifiers feature pink, purple and pastel-colored tolex, script lettering, and lots of butterflies! Because women do not feel the need to be loud to get noticed, all FEMDER Guitar and Amplifiers' volume controls go to... 9- "It's one softer..."
The tops of FEMDER Amplifier cabinets have two inches of foam padding, beneath the tolex, to provide you with a soft, cushy place to sit, while you impatiently wait for the drummer to finish his or her solo- hey, why should only drummers get a nice throne? It is obvious who the REAL Queen of the Stage is...
Designed and built to appeal to women guitarist everywhere, FEMDER Guitar and Amplifiers feature pink, purple and pastel-colored tolex, script lettering, and lots of butterflies! Because women do not feel the need to be loud to get noticed, all FEMDER Guitar and Amplifiers' volume controls go to... 9- "It's one softer..."
The tops of FEMDER Amplifier cabinets have two inches of foam padding, beneath the tolex, to provide you with a soft, cushy place to sit, while you impatiently wait for the drummer to finish his or her solo- hey, why should only drummers get a nice throne? It is obvious who the REAL Queen of the Stage is...