Typo Gives Me An Idea

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Introducing... FEMDER Guitars and Amplifiers.

Designed and built to appeal to women guitarist everywhere, FEMDER Guitar and Amplifiers feature pink, purple and pastel-colored tolex, script lettering, and lots of butterflies! Because women do not feel the need to be loud to get noticed, all FEMDER Guitar and Amplifiers' volume controls go to... 9- "It's one softer..."

The tops of FEMDER Amplifier cabinets have two inches of foam padding, beneath the tolex, to provide you with a soft, cushy place to sit, while you impatiently wait for the drummer to finish his or her solo- hey, why should only drummers get a nice throne? It is obvious who the REAL Queen of the Stage is...
 
Standard features on every Femder Broad-caster:

- emery board pickguards
- flip-up compact mirror on the headstock
- built-in autotune to touch up those not-so-fresh notes
- older models have extra-wide lower bouts
- hey, what's this dangling string do?
 
Custom Femder strings are much softer than the competetion. This prevents the buildup of ugly calluses.

2009 Femders have a file built into the pick guard just in case you damage your fingernails while playing. (Were you using non-Femder strings? For shame!)
 
stevieb said:
Introducing... FEMDER Guitars and Amplifiers.

Designed and built to appeal to women guitarist everywhere, FEMDER Guitar and Amplifiers feature pink, purple and pastel-colored tolex, script lettering, and lots of butterflies! Because women do not feel the need to be loud to get noticed, all FEMDER Guitar and Amplifiers' volume controls go to... 9- "It's one softer..."
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And no balls at all... :D
 
Yeah but those Hello Kitty guitars aren't aimed towards women. They're aimed towards pedopheliac men. They've replaced candy as pervert bait for schoolyards.
 
Femder amp also comes with a shoe rack in the rear of the cab.:)
 
Just found this old thread I started. Lots of fun, here. Thanks, folks.
 
Most of the women I know would give you a black eye if you mentioned your idea to them. :eek:
 
starbuck26 said:
Most of the women I know would give you a black eye if you mentioned your idea to them. :eek:
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Most of the women I've known would give you a black eye if you mentioned any idea to them.
Unless they thought of it.:p
 
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