top ten answers for best rock mic

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10. the numbers 666 one the side of it, for proper devil worshiping

9. razor blade holder for suicide attempts

8. built in change machine to use for doing laundry to shrink clothes 3 sizes too small

7. numbers to psychiatrist offices to help with their depression

6. jewelry hook for their spiked wrsitband, spiked necklaces, pierced noses, mouth, cheeks, chin, toungue, eyebrow, and forehead rings

5. gel dispensor for mohawks

4. black lipstick mascarra and nailpolish holder...

3. lighter with extended handle for flag burning purposes...

2. pen and paper for their "poetry"

1. popper stopper for the necissary non-stop meaningless yelling, screaming and shreaking suicidal devil worshiping vocals...
 
double post.
firstly they are not really answers, more like acessories of "the best rock mic". And was this really neccesary? i know the rappers get slated a bit round here (as does everyone else) but rise above it :)
 
yeah, i was juss jokin around, flipping that rap mic thread ya know, its all good tho...
 
funny! THE POST POLICE-- THEY LIVE INSIDE OF MY HEAD--- DA-DA-DA
 
northern cali said:
10. the numbers 666 one the side of it, for proper devil worshiping

9. razor blade holder for suicide attempts

8. built in change machine to use for doing laundry to shrink clothes 3 sizes too small

7. numbers to psychiatrist offices to help with their depression

6. jewelry hook for their spiked wrsitband, spiked necklaces, pierced noses, mouth, cheeks, chin, toungue, eyebrow, and forehead rings

5. gel dispensor for mohawks

4. black lipstick mascarra and nailpolish holder...

3. lighter with extended handle for flag burning purposes...

2. pen and paper for their "poetry"

1. popper stopper for the necissary non-stop meaningless yelling, screaming and shreaking suicidal devil worshiping vocals...
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Man don't stereotype rock...all rock music isn't the same...blah blah. Yep. Just trying to see it from the rapper's point of view...I don't see why they always get so upset..
 
What a waste of broadband, at least bring in something funny or sarcastic or sardonic or sardines.
 
This thread would be funny if the original poster was actually funny. Nice attempt at humor though, I really hope you're better at whatever else it is you do.
 
If I thought the rap mic thread was funny, should I be offended by this thread?
What about country mics?
 
Depends on the country, I've heard the Russians are better than the Chinese, but not at ping pong.
 
what a stupid list - those aren't answers.

Keep your day job (unless it's in comedy)
 
Between this is the rap mic top ten list, I've come to the conclusion that this message board is totally empty of quality humor. If my sense of humor wasn't so offensive and crude, I'd contribute... but for the time being I'm satisfied with being entertained by vapid smegma like this.
 
I can't believe that the strategically placed pair of socks doesn't make the top ten anymore. :confused:
 
Man don't stereotype rock...all rock music isn't the same...blah blah. Yep. Just trying to see it from the rapper's point of view...I don't see why they always get so upset.
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'cause "they" get fucked with too much?

Anyway @ topic starter...don't.

This isn't any more (or less) funny then the rap-mic post.
 
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