jibran said:
Imagine meeting a chick who has a kid and finding out that her kid was from your sperm sample. lol
What if you started pimpin that chick to get bread and then keeping that shit and tellin' her "Hey, you'd do it for free so why get mad you doin' it for free"? Would that be bad?
Wanna save/make money?
1.) Pawn shop some shit. You can always get the shit back, just be careful what you pawn that you might need in a critical moment
2.) Put in more time/hustle on beat selling. Even if it means you gotta cut your prices down momentarily to get back on your level (call it a sale).
3.) Hit your friends up for gas money when you go out and make 'em pop like $5 a piece....fill up your tank and pocket the rest.
4.) Panhandle in a busy, predominately white, shopping area. Just make sure it's not illegal in your state and make sure that you can dress the part. Even if you have to fake like your car's broke down and you have to get gas money to get back to (insert different state). Play the part and they'll fall for it.
5.) "Date" an ugly broad with nice ends. Usually they don't mind sharing some dough with you since no other guy will give them the time of day...you just have to pretend to care and maybe fuck them once or twice (Trojans are lifesavers in this situation, they like American Express). If she's that bad, go buy an MF Doom mask and line the eyeholes with masking tape (or drink quite a bit).
6.) Suge Knight somebody. Enough said there.
7.) Run an ebay scam. Just tell ebay your name is Habib Paladarosch from India, with a very believable accent. They'll never find you.
8.) If you happen to be homies with a dirty cop with a way into the evidence locker...wait this could be a bad plot to a worse movie.