The Anwer To All Our Problems...

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Ya know....

It occurs to me that I have been a fool. Why do I bother to work so hard, every day, work, work work to pay the bills. Obviously I am the fool. The person or persons that made triphazers should be commended. They are showing us how to make money without working and we are all missing the point. We think this has something to do with sound. NO NO NO....it is about finance, big business. So guys, lets get out there, by ittle metal boxes, put RCA jacks on either side and a label on top and sell, sell, sell.

I am going to make a box that adds just the correct combination of frequencies to a track so that a record executive, for reasons he or shee does not know, finds the track irresistable and must sign the band or musician and put out and promote the fuck out of that music. NOw, all I need is the name ofr this device. I could use some suggestions. Anyone got any ideas. And don't fucking steal my idea, its mine, mine, mine....

I thinking, mabe the "TRACKOLATOR" or "EXECUTONE" or maybe the "HITSONGULATOR"...
 
PhilMckracken, ya hit on a subject close to my heart right now. I'm considering hometheater speakers and am trying to wade through audiophile comments on what to buy. What a PITA weighing realistic sounding speakers vs. good sounding speakers.

Urgh. :)
 
PhilMckracken

Fill my crack in.

Good one.

There's a DJ here in San Diego that sometimes uses the alias Stu Padasso and calls around the country making prank calls to businesses and government agencies by asking for the person in charge. He always ends his request by saying, "Please tell him/her that there's a Stu Padasso calling."
 
I happen to know for a FACT that 9 out of 10 naked Emperors prefer Triphazers to direct connections! :p
 
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