Talking about gear addiction!!!

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Shit, I've got the gear bad, but now I think it has reached a new level. My friend who comes to see me play has a mother that is my age. She weighs about 300 pounds, but has a nice -ass house and a big buick. She has been making moves on me. Lastnight, while riding down the road, I was having fantasies about gear, and depression about not having the money to get the gear I want, and I actually dreamed of making it with that big bitch so that I could get her to buy me the stuff for a top notch studio. She has a huge house, and I know she would treat me like a king (Great River for my birthday, Manley for Christmas, get the picture?). All I would have to do is keep this big mama happy in the bedroom. When I came to my self, I thought, "holy shit, what in the world am I thinking about?" There's no way I could marry a big mama like that just to get myself tghousands of dollars worth of studio equipment, could I????????????? Nah, no way, uh, well.....

Jeff
 
LOL....

you kinda raise the term "gear pimp" to new heights....if you know what I mean....

Well, anyway, I guess a fellow gear addicted wouldn't blame you for getting the big mama and her big money
 
So, let me get this straight. According to your theory, if I live with a “little” mamma then I should at least be getting a little free gear. Right!

Just wait til I see her.
 
Just remember that when you leave her she takes half.......

Besides, will you be able to hear the new Genelec monitors under all that blubber?

When I say "she's busy all around the studio", I mean she's busy ALL AROUND the studio......
 
jeff0633 said:
When I came to my self, I thought, "holy shit, what in the world am I thinking about?" There's no way I could marry a big mama like that just to get myself tghousands of dollars worth of studio equipment, could I????????????? Nah, no way, uh, well.....
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Hell yea!

Look at all the chicks out there with their sugar-daddies. Do you think half these rich guys out there would be able to keep a woman based on their sex appeal alone? Hell, no.

And now here's your chance to turn the tables. I'll be really disappointed in you if you don't hook up with that lard butt. You could at least give me her number. :D
 
This is your self respect we are talking about...hold out for the racked neve units...before you become a complete whore.:)
 
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