i'll give you $1 and a cold beer......it will probably be warm by the time it reaches you.........and maybe shook up too so be careful........second thought, i'm drinking the beer........i'll replace it with a pepsi.........and $1...........too slow, i drank the pepsi too.............$1 and a cup o' tea.............wookey sounds english............you english boys like cups o' tea don't ya?................too late the tea is gone now too...............how about a root beer?...............spent the dollar on a fruit pie..........had it wash it down with the root beer................i guess i'm out..................would you hold it until next friday?........i get my food stamps then and i can trade some for cash to my crack dealer.......................second thought, how about i just trade you some food stamps?.............you could buy a beer, a cup o' tea, and a root beer...............certain fruit pies go pretty good with root beer.............especially after coming down from a big o' rock.........................too late, i just promised the food stamps to my crack dealer.............................................he said he'll trade you a big o' rock................it's pretty good stuff too..........i don't know where he gets his cocaine but it's pretty top notch...........especially for this town...........there are alot of speed freaks here, not many coke heads.......................it's pretty hard to come by good coke here.......................do you have any good coke in your town........maybe i'll pass on the auction but buy some coke from you instead...........what do you say?............hmmmm.....................don't think i can wait for shipping though..............can you overnight it?.....................ahhh never mind..................i was just window shopping
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