the link didnt work for me but heres what
i'm thinking, maybe get some of these as stocking filler (uk)
short boom mic stands
£8 each wow bargain
PULSE|PLS00042|SHORT MICROPHONE STAND WITH BOOM | CPC Products
Maybe if I get a large stocking I can get someone to stuff it with this Shure SM7B | Sweetwater.com
Maybe if I get a large stocking I can get someone to stuff it with this Shure SM7B | Sweetwater.com
Maybe with a little intimidation Santa will be persuaded he needs to buy you an u47
Or the reindeer get it!
Come on Tom Pooping reindeer are fun!
What's even funnier is the fact that they have brown jelly beans in them.