Dogman said:
And, yes willis, I read every word of every essay I have found. My head is so full of info, I better just go take a dump. Thanks.
Ed
Hope it helps! Too bad you don't have a laptop, you could read my
Essay on effective bowel relief
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of effective bowel relief. Advancments in effective bowel relief can be linked to many areas. Remarkably effective bowel relief is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ Inevitably effective bowel relief is often misunderstood by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of effective bowel relief.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, effective bowel relief is quite good.
Recent thought on effective bowel relief has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It grows stonger every day.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, effective bowel relief fits perfectly into the Custard-Not-Mustard model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Interest
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Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Of course interest plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the two sides of effective bowel relief.
To quote a legend in their own life time, Demetrius Bootlegger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to effective bowel relief this is clearly true. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then effective bowel relief makes a good case for being the icing.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow effective bowel relief to win our vote?
Conclusion
To reiterate, effective bowel relief is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It inspires, puts out 'fires', and is a joy to behold.
As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Britney Kournikova: 'My Daddy loved effective bowel relief and his Daddy loved effective bowel relief.' [3]
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[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] Everything you always wanted to know about effective bowel relief, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing
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