"As for real songs let me put it this way, you have to born with the ability to write. I've written many songs, taught guitar to many people and some have the talent to write and some don't. I've had alot people ask me, "How do write a song"? If you have to ask you probably don't have what it takes. If you have the ability to create a melody and apply lyrics then practise makes perfect."
This is the naked truth. Ugly, ain't it?
An entire industry has evolved in the last 30 years to feed people's desire to be a "writer". From vanity presses(you've written the Great American Novel, but all the publishers turned it down), to the home recording market (you have been rejected by publishers, or you are a closet rock star, currently headlining at The Bedroom). When I started playing, it was a novelty, and really not very respectable to be a musician or a writer. It's still that way for professional musicians. Try telling a prospective landlord or employer (OR prospective father-in-law!) that you're a MUSICIAN....lots of luck.
I know this forum is devoted to "Songwriting", but I see very little discussion on actual songwriting, but rather thread after thread of "How do I copyright my songs?" "How do I get my songs to producers?" etc. Why the hell do you need to copyright your songs? They're SO GOOD that some bigtime producer is willing to risk his reputation and livelyhood by STEALING your inspired compositions? You have a mastered market-ready product? A possible publishing deal? A clue?
There are scores of books (remember them?) about the music business and songwriting in particular. Why don't people read them? That would, at least, give us a respite from these tedious questions ("What is a 'bridge', and how do I write one?") Just shoot me.....now....please!
I frequent several songwriting sites, and am always amazed at the level of self-delusion displayed by amateur writers. Often these sites just turn into mutual admiration societies where members of The Club exchange gushing compliments on music that will (thankfully) never see the light of day, except for the net.
007 is right. You cannot learn to write. You can only learn to write "better". You think somebody taught Carlos Santana to play guitar? Or Dianne Warren to write hit songs?
Sorry for the rant. Too much Columbian coffee.