haha, the wonders of being drunk.
The files are guaranteed safe, 112-196k variable bitrate MP3s encoded with LAME. If you click on the little download icon and have quicktime installed, it will just load up in the browser window. Which, in effect, is streaming, as it's playing the content as it's loading to your hard drive.
EDIT: If you're on 56k though, I'd say give Impact a try, as it's the creepiest of the bunch