somone look!!!!!!!

[wjgypsy]

a friend gave me some shure prologue 16l mics.



what the heck are they(good for)!!!!!!

 

[Gidge]

probably drum overheads, acoustic guitar, mic'ing farts.......

 

[jimistone]

I prefer farts miced with German mics.....the sputtering sound of the fart has no harsh high end ....smoooth as butter.

i will say a C-1 comes close though
lol

 

[philboyd studge]

Considering traditional German diet, I'd bet they make the best mics for recording farts too.

 

[Buck62]

Don't forget.... stereo belching!

 

[wjgypsy]

what?

what do you mean "good for recording farts"

 

[Chris Fallen]

I think he was saying something that's normally construed as a 'joke.'

Christopher

 

[Herm]

Or maybe if its a fart problem could use them for Butt plugs

 

[wjgypsy]

oh!!!!

ha!,ha!,ha!,ha!,ect. cool but do you really(no joking)know what they are?

 

[Basil]

Stop!

No no no the Krauts in the Fatherland know that farting is serious business and must only be recorded with a Neumann U series mic...

 

[Fangar]

Please use the proper wind screen. I prefer an X Y pattern for that shotgun effect.

Fangar

 

[Phildo]

Dunno...I'd tend to use my ECM8000s for miking farts. They'll not only capture the full, fruity resonance due to their great linear frequency range, but, being omnis they'll also get a fair dose of the room sound, which is of utmost importance wheer the overall timbre of one's flatulence is concerned. Close-miked farts sound so dry, don't you think?

 

[Whoopysnorp]

I've noticed that lately there's a trend towards 'lo-fi' production of farts. You know, like on a lot of punk records. I think it's a refreshing change from the overproduced Mutt Lange farts of the '80s.

Sorry Zeke, I can't answer your question. But at least you got a lot of fart jokes.

 

[Fangar]

One thing I know for sure, is you need to a compressor to the chain. Don't place it prior to the output though or you may have some problems with Pops. Also never add flange to a fart. And remember they shouldn't have lumps.

Fangar

 

[Randy Yell]

If you delay a fart for too long it can give ya cramps!!

 

[Griffinator]

And remember they shouldn't have lumps.

Fangar

Many a fine RCA or Neumann have been ruined by trying to get that vintage "dropped drawers" tone only to discover that there were a few unwanted, uh, "artifacts" in the signal chain

 

[jimistone]

a joe meek compresser is real good for farts, it seems to make the fart "jump out at you" in the mix. Its a colored sound ...(thats not a racial slur).....and it works particularly well with aggressive farts.

 

[darrin_h2000]

This Is the fourth thread about micing farts Ive posted in this month alone. Maybe Its time to email dragon to try to get flatulence Its own forum.

 

[wilkee]

This Is the fourth thread about micing farts Ive posted in this month alone. Maybe Its time to email dragon to try to get flatulence Its own forum.

The Fartin and Belchin forum now there,s and idea?