Dude - I just got back from the store... I picked up one of those pre-packed imitation lobster meat things (in the refrigerated meat section - one of those resealable bags) just for shites & grines.
Boy, you pop a bit of that into a little bowl, nuke it for 30 seconds and plop a little pay of butter on it and you'd never know, you know?
The funny part is that I was going to get some chips - I wound up with a whole carry-basket of stuff (including the fauxbster, which ironically, contains lobster meat) and forgot the chips.
Meh...