Singer Wanted

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Metal band located in up state ny seeking singer who can sing and scream. music reflects bands such as. Sepultura, tool, life of agony, inflames, acid bath, soulfly, slayer and other heavy stuff if you live in up state ny and would like to give it a try e mail gate713@aol.com
 
I thought your song sucked.

Oh, that's right. You didn't post one. That's probably a good thing for all of us.

Dork.
 
YOU FUCKERS

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING COMPUTER NERDS EAT SHIT AND DIE
LOVE GATE
 
You'll never make new friends that way young man.
 
Chessrock and Webcyan's responses were just meant in a tounge and cheek way (I think).... I wouldn't take it litterally..

That said.. Now, on to analizing your behavior..;)

Why would you post a fucking ad all over this fucking bbs?.....

This is the MP3 Clinic, to have your mixes critiqued, not a fucking newspaper classifieds...

Your posts would have been fine in the Dragon Cave, or in the "Free Ads".. Hell, you could have posted them at both places without too much flack...

But... NOOOOOOO, you HAD to go and spam the whole fucking board... And you wonder why your getting responses like the above....

And if were all computer nerds, what the hell are you typing your cross-posts on ...... ?

YES!, exactly, I thought so!..

You have 20 some-odd posts here, you know the "rules" by now...
;)



Normally the BBS is pretty smooth, but Im starting to see Dobro's point about the Moderators...

This shit should have been erased the same day it went up...

From
Joe (nerd)
 
yeah, it woulda got wiped out right away, and we woulda missed the chance to flame this retard.....

we dont need no stinking moderators.....
 
Re: YOU FUCKERS

gate713 said:
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING COMPUTER NERDS EAT SHIT AND DIE
LOVE GATE
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Damn, this sucks. I know a great singer in upstate New York, who is looking for a band. This guy is really hot stuff, loves Slayer, is a badass singer, willing to travel.

Too bad you said " YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING COMPUTER NERDS EAT SHIT AND DIE ". It would have been very interesting.
 
I just got that big job as an A&R man for a major label (that I can't mention here. It's a contractual thing, sorry)and I was just looking to sign a heavy rockin band with no singer from upstate New York but now that I've been insulted, well, you can just forget that shit.:D
 
And I was looking for a new gf... You ain't on my list anymore dude...
 
Does anyone really think eating shit would actually kill someone. Monkeys do it and they live. I don't think it would actually KILL you. Why don't you try it for us gate?
 
Oh yeah. Gate, make sure you eat some clean shit so you don't get sick.
 
And you want to know why there arent that many females on the board??!!!??
 
Re: YOU FUCKERS

gate713 said:
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING COMPUTER NERDS EAT SHIT AND DIE
LOVE GATE
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I can see why you're looking for a singer... Your lyrical ability is obviously terrible.

Oh and, just in case you don't understand:
"Lyrical Ability" = writing words and stuff.
 
That guy is another stereotypical example of a metalhead. Of course we're not all like him, fortunately.
 
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