Why not??? I know they always say on them somewhere that we are no to eat them, but...
Maybe they are good! Maybe they will make us stronger. You know, like steriods or something.
Maybe they will make us smarter! Yeah...that's it. And the government knows that too, so they want to keep us from eating them in order to keep us stupid.
Maybe...they are the "fountain of youth". Maybe, if we ate them, we would live forever!!!
Then again...maybe if we eat them...it would absorb all of the water in our body within seconds and we would almost instantly be transformed into a pile of dust.
So, maybe I'll refrain. Just in case.
But, you know...it's a good thing I know how to read! Or else whenever I bought a pair of shoes...and I opened the box...and saw that little packet in there...I might be tempted to think, "Hey! What's this little bag that came with my shoes? Must be something to eat!!!"