Damn Ben, you beat me to it !!! I was typing . . . .
Personally, I think that being a little bit more subtle about it shows more refinement. Take these partial lyrics from the1975 tune by Aerosmith, for example. The album : "Toys in the Attic" The Song : "Big Ten Inch Record".
"Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no cinch
When I wanna get her goin'
Then I whip out my big ten inch
Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues"
Now that's class !
Speaking of Aerosmith, did anyone ever see them live in the 70's. I saw them twice and both shows gave me a 4-day ringing in my ears. The guitars were so loud that the right notes felt like needles sticking in your chest . . . ahhh . . . the good ole days !!
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