Serious vulcan question here...

[boingoman]

D'oh!

Just needed to know, I can't assault a female.

LOL.

 

[MadAudio]

Multi Pattern = Bi???

Nope. Like I already said - hermaphrodite. Because that mic has it all!

Figure eight only, now THAT's bi!

 

[whyseye]

....then there's the shotgun.....

 

[whyseye]

.....the gooseneck.....

 

[whyseye]

...and the boundary mic........


all pretty specific, in their own ways!

I think that the boundary mic is female, BTW.

 

[cellardweller]

Don't forget the "radioshack" variety, which are kind of like picking up cheap prostitutes, it's all good until they're naked and you realize they are pre-op transvestites...

 

[noisedude]

I think Kenny nailed it. I guess it makes recording quite homoerotic though.

 

[MadAudio]

Freaks....

 

[RezN8]

Tnx

ROTFLMAO - tnx guys, I really needed a laugh and you guys had me rolling!

Now what about the bi-directional mics? Are they bi or just leaning in that direction?

 

[MadAudio]

ROTFLMAO - tnx guys, I really needed a laugh and you guys had me rolling!

Now what about the bi-directional mics? Are they bi or just leaning in that direction?

Hello? Can anyone hear me? I already said that!

Figure 8 = bidirectional = swings both ways!

 

[whyseye]

ROTFLMAO - tnx guys, I really needed a laugh and you guys had me rolling!

Now what about the bi-directional mics? Are they bi or just leaning in that direction?

It was just that one time, at recording camp.......

 

[Reggie]

How did this turn into a microphone sexual preference thread?

 

[Innovations]

Definitive answer: In Spanish all nouns, even of inanimate objects, are either male or female.

Anyhow the microphone in Spanish is el Micrófono --- male.

 

[jake-owa]

How did this turn into a microphone sexual preference thread?

Hey, yeah, good point! What the hell? This is a gender determining thread, not a sexual preference thread....about mics....and thier...uh, sex..ual prefe..

Ok this is regod-damned-diculous.

 

[Smokehouse]

Give the singer some

I read this thread last week, and now it's totally messed up my singing. I get close to the mic, take a deep breath, open wide, and think "Oh my gawd, what am I doing?????"

 

[up-fiddler]

My mic has a -10db Restraining Order on me. (Oh, and your both right about the Nadys.)

 

[Theros]

I read this thread last week, and now it's totally messed up my singing. I get close to the mic, take a deep breath, open wide, and think "Oh my gawd, what am I doing?????"

LMFAO! funny stuff...

 

[EddieRay]

Definitive answer: In Spanish all nouns, even of inanimate objects, are either male or female.

Anyhow the microphone in Spanish is el Micrófono --- male.

However, I believe one of the slang terms for penis is pinga. So smoke that in your pipe and put that in.