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Haven't finished the lyrics to this yet, but I thought I'd post the initial mix anyway.

Probably gonna be called "The Land of Stupid Cunts" or something along those lines.

As with most things I post, its all single takes without any copies and pastes - I've just snipped out the bits in between lead breaks to minimise pointless noise.

Any British HR members are welcome to add some lyrical content!

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Ha ha ha!!!! :D I look forward to the lyrical content very much. :D
 
Bubba po said:
Ha ha ha!!!! :D I look forward to the lyrical content very much. :D
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"There is a country 'cross the sea
It's filled with stupid c***s
Who voted sadly Brexitly
And now UK's a dunce...

Mother, tell your children, not to doooooo what we have done
'cause once you've left the old EU, your race is surely run."

Guitars sound pretty damn good JDude... mebbe a bit more snare to hit me in the head. Nice work so far.
 
Armistice said:
Mother, tell your children, not to doooooo what we have done
'cause once you've left the old EU, your race is surely run."
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LOL, I've already got this verse, mate. "Deutsch Kinder, warnen sie Mutter, Don't do what we have done..."
 
There is an arse in the North Sea
They call old Engalund
That's been the ruin of many countries
Now look what it's gone & done

As if Boris wasn't Badenov Just realised I'd made a sp. mistake.
We seemed to have Trumped the game
By sticking our anus in the sky
And setting gas to flame.

North Sea Gas is all we had
And now we've none to sell
But all those garlic munchers can,
Just put up with our smell

The old, the maimed and those unseen
Took back all that they could
They stuck it up the rich and young
Then impaled themselves for good.

Despair had made them bat shit mad
And poverty congealed
When some scum sucker saw a chance
And gave them lies to wield.

Now UKIP and the Tories
have not a clue between
To use the power they've stolen
While the "rabble" vents its spleen.

The Scots are feeling Blue once more
Voted to stay and stay again
But the secure path they sort 1st time
has gone under the train.

Oh Boris tell the truth now,
Farrage it's tough for you,
You've lived the lie so long and hard
You know not what else to do.

From Lands End to the Orkneys
The anger was unchained
And now the hens have left the roost
Rotten eggs all that was gained.

Now hoisted by their own petard
And soiling their own nests
And Murdoch fans the fires hard
And we dance in our string vests.

We trod the soil on Maggie's grave
Pole axed her cruel poll tax
We pushed our borders to Calais
At the end of the Chunnel tracks

The Red Top Tabloids struck the match
The Sun, Metro & Mail.
They blamed the EU for the loss
Of jobs, wages and ale.

They enraged the poor and dispossessed
Headlines by an editorial troll,
Now football terrace politics
Has kicked the worst own goal.

When Rupert whistles up the dog of war,
In a race and borders debate
The NHS and welfare funds
Are last out of the gate.
 
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Holy shit, ray! That's 10 verses, in a song with only space for 6! Plenty of excellent stuff in there though.
 
JDOD,
I just rambled on with my fingers on the keyboard. That's how I write. THEN, I edit but since I'm just being a dick you can take and edit whatever you want - or not.
 
I am mate. I have Irish, Scottish, Welsh, French and Fijian blood lines but I'm 4 gen thong wearing, prawn BBQing, - well, actually I hate thongs, get sunburn before 6.30am (SERIOUS!!!), don't drink, hate BBQ smoke and don't watch ANY sport on the telly! BUT I am Australian.
 
You clearly still take an interest in UK politics though!
 
Brittania rules the waves no more
Brittania rules no skies
Brittania hasn't ruled since
Chips became french fries.

or

Brittania has waived the rules
Now populism cries
But Prince Rupert rules the ballot box
With taps & threats and lies.
 
Boris... Johnson... he is... a cunt

And soooooo is Michael Gove

The pairrrr, of them, are cunty cunts

In the laaand... of stupid..... CUNTS.
 
This sounds good. Guitars are sharp. Those drums fit well. You need a punk style vocal for sure, with a snarling British accent. Bubba could do it justice. rayc's lyrics are great. This should be fun.

Don't leave out this line: "As if Boris wasn't Baddinov." :laughings:
 
Robus said:
This sounds good. Guitars are sharp. Those drums fit well. You need a punk style vocal for sure, with a snarling British accent. Bubba could do it justice. rayc's lyrics are great. This should be fun.

Don't leave out this line: "As if Boris wasn't Baddinov." :laughings:
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When you say guitars are sharp. Do you mean in pitch, tone or just that their clear and defined?

I'm happy with the tracking of the Humbucker guitar (can't remember which side its on now but its the one that comes in 2nd) but I want to re-record the split coil which is the one that plays the intro - probably with a touch less gain.

I need to re-track the bass at some point too, I'm happy with the tone, but that's not just a single take, its also the very first take I did of anything after sorting the drums out and there's a few mistakes in it as I wasn't 100% certain what I wanted to do until I started playing.
 
"Dave was a gambling man,
Now the young have been sold out"
I think that's a fair and reasonable description as anyone who takes a risk, a side or a publicly elected role is taking a calculated chance which is gambling and being a Tory his job is to sell out the future for some current currency for the big end of town.
Even
The PM has kissed a dead sow's ear
And now he's kissed goodbye
To ushering goodfella deals
For a pollie's pension in Skye.

He passed the poisoned chalice on
But Boris won't take hold,
He thinks he'll keep the F.T.A.
But he's just been bought and sold.
 
You're getting good at this, Ray! I'll have some editing to do over the weekend.
 
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