An essay on ScheduALL
The subject of ScheduALL has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Underestimate ScheduALL at your peril. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, ScheduALL is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is ScheduALL.
Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without ScheduALL is like a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.
Status, Security, Fame - ScheduALL, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. If society has a favourite child, it is ScheduALL.
Economic Factors
The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the Inter-Spam model of economics.
Housing
Prices
ScheduALL
The statistics make it clear that ScheduALL is a major market factor. Well housing prices cannot sustain this instability for long. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, that most brilliant mind Elijah Shandy 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of ScheduALL until he was well into his thirties. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was ScheduALL.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires ScheduALL, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion
To conclude, ScheduALL must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It establishes order, it stimulates and is always fashionably late.
What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Justin J. Fox: 'You win some, you loose some, but ScheduALL wins most often.' [3]
[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing
[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing
[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
