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second of all- I use drum machines because I live in a townhouse with thin walls and have a wife with SUPERHUMAN hearing- despite being in the basement, she can hear me on the third floor- and yes, I'm playing with brushes AND neoprene pads.
(2 years, we move out, I get a sound proofed studio room.)
I have
a DR550 (cheap-ass on e-bay) and its cool, I love it.
I do enjoy programming it- its its own little instrument.
FIrst off all, you need to have some pre-recorded beats. soem simple stuff- a 4 on the floor repeater, the same with a 16th note hi-hat, a surf-esque beat (Double snares on the 2 and 4), that "indie beat" (think "Debaser" drum line by the Pixies), and if you can an "Amen" break (speed it up, and you've got jungle!)
SO you've "Sequenced first" ahead of time and can "Drop the facts on dat" whenever (to quote Kool Keith). As long as the drums are passable, they don't have to be great for the first pass.
Second, with the "real time" loop record you can bang out a beat in seconds- quantize into place, and you are ready to go! (note:
the DR550 doesn't need quantization. However if I'm programming drums on my cheesy little
QY10 sequencer, I'll do it as a loop and then quantize to snap everything into place. Of course, quantize at 32 notes, listen, if not good enough, repeat. If you had to quantize down to 1/4 notes, you might want to rethink this whole "music" and "rhythm" thing

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Now, does your ZOOM have a MIDI in? Cuz if so, just record to click track on your MR8, slave the Zoom to your MR8, and then do the drums later. You don't lose ANYTHING, your guitar part is "in the pocket", and you have the time to thoughtfully program all the drum parts you want. Set the MR8 to MTC and you don't even have to hit start on your drum machine!