recording farts

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did you here that?

might want to go to the cave with this. he he he he

dtb
 
Funny you should ask, just got done today mixing a song I wrote awhile back. For the fart sound we used a synth tuba down an octave or so. Had a nice bark to it.

FART IN A WHIRLWIND Penn 81 Y- 46
ch) Like a fart in a whirlwind, our love is undisciplined
Not a chance in where its going, but knowing where its been
Like a fart in a whirlwind

Heard about the things you say, well write it down in white and black
If you don’t like the love I give you, then I’d like to have it back
There’s girls you learn to know in school, and ones you see in town
There’s girls you meet walking the street, but you just bring me down

Your man you say is handsome, such a sexy one to see
That don’t comply to my description, then the man you love ain’t me
Now we ever came together, I’m not the one to know
Seems were courting a disaster, always out of our control
 
Nice tune Brad. You really captured that "Brown" sound. Lots of air on top. Nice low end too.
 
I wouldn't call that kind of music just a passing fad either. It doens't blow either....kinda refreshing, actually....makes you feel better. My dog liked it too.
 
It's how I got my interest in recording. Me and my best friend used to spend our summer days recording farts on tape. We did it with a radio shack tape recorder with a built-in mic. Good times..

I found out later that other people used to do this. One guy I knew said that he had to stop singing into the mic because of the stink build-up. He also believes that the mic stopped working for that reason.

I bet most of the people on this board at one time or another have done this. Come on. It's OK. You can admit it.

Cy
 
Work it into your live gig and light'em for show. he he he

dtb
 
Now we know what that guy who bought the Radio Shack mic can do with it. :D
 
I made a sound effects CD once. Took me about 3 weeks to build a collection of real juicy ones. Dry, Wet, Tight and Loose. I have a great collection of farts and burps, including a couple of blowing chunk tracks. I figured I might try to market this someday.
 
best way I've found to record gaseous melodies is to sit on the toilet and hold a mic between your legs...this way not only can do you get some nice 'porcelain bowl' reverb - but you don't have to worry about cleaning up any type of accident...

sick thing is I'm serious:D


many moons ago my friends and myself created something that we lovingly referred to as the 'BAPE' (butt tape)....used a Sennheiser shotgun mic for alot of it and used the porcelain bowl method described above....!!!
 
This is one of the best posts ever. Made me laugh. Someone should make a website that is all fart samples from different people. We'll make them into acidized loops and sell it as "Poops for Acid".
 
I use my NT1 for micing farts based on Gidge's recomendation.
 
S8-N had some recorded farts on the bbs. He may have been the first fart poster here. Do a search.
 
I remember a party we had a few years back and one of my room mates was a big bouncer dude. One of our friends was sitting next to him and ripped a little fart he was proud of. The big guy just looked at him, leaned a little and ripped a meaty, tuba fart right at him.

Never challenge the big boys.
 
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