yeah this poll is hypothetical, kind of....
The $1K poll vote is kicking ass. Accumulative from numerous years of exp. and gear addicts.
I've owned Squiers, and my bass is 15 or more years old and a great axe, never a problem..not one issue and great sound. So cheap doesn't automatically mean crap...it doesn't mean top of the line, but I'm not a bass player anyway... so there that is.
the buying used, mentioned by a few, is not on the list, though this is probably the best idea of all?
Quality yet cheap so that would offer Variety&Quantity still, and in the $1,000 range maybe 2 or even 3 guitars.....

but this isn't in the POLL!!!
DISQUALIFIED BEST IDEA> IGNORE> BEST IDEA>DELETE!!
Craigslist... $400-500 good cheap stuff list...some with a case included!...
Maybe even find a USED RELIC!
thanks.