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Chess, you should really consider changing your name to Mini Fletcher.
A few years ago my cat pissed on my bass. When I posted to alt.bass, I found this was actually a common problem (cats pissing on stringed instruments), and I got tons of useful advice, ranging from how to clean the bass, how to keep the cat from doing it, to what to do to the cat after the deed is done. In fact, I got so much useful info that not only have I prevented it since then, I wrote a song about it. (Well, actually the cat took me by surprise once when I unloaded my bass from the car, set it on the ground, and turned around to close the tailgate. When I picked up the bass my arm got all wet, and the cat was slinking away with a grin on her face.)chessrock said:Alright. Using your chain of logic, then ...
... Let's suppose that my cat has gastro-intestinal problems.
And unfortunately, those gastro-intestinal problems lead my can to shit all over one of my brand new microphones.
Would it be appropriate for me to come on this board and start a thread entitled: "My Cat has Gastro-intestinal problems. What should I do about it?"
Would that be appropriate? It relates to mics, doesn't it? I mean, the damn cat just crapped all over my mic collection, so I suppose using your chain of logic, the mic forum at homerecording.com has just become a very relevent source of information regarding feline gastro-intestinal disorders.
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crazydoc said:I wouldn't write a song about it, though - "The Cat Shit on My Mic" just doesn't have the same ring as "The Cat Pissed on My Bass".
xstatic said:We could just try Chessrock's logic instead of mine, since this seems to be his forum. Here we go, this is how it would sound using Chessrock's logic....
"You are all just a bunch of wannabe whiny ass babies. If you would just do it my way everything would be just perfect"
Somehow I am not sure that will get it done. At least not done well.
You should have read the forum rules when you registered - there it is in black and white.jonnyc said:Someone needs to post a sticky letting noobs know that they should run all their questions past chessrock before actually posting them.
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crazydoc said:You should have read the forum rules when you registered - there it is in black and white.
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Well, it's brightened up my day.noisedude said:Jeez what a useless thread.
Dude ... just be glad they haven't invented smell-o-net yet because I had a massive curry last night and just ripped one out that could have killed a small village.tdukex said:How about a group Fart!
There...that's better.![]()