OT - Rules of the Studio

[zbert]

OK, I know this has nothing to do with mics. I put this post here because this is the forum I usually go to first and you guys here are the most, what's the word I'm looking for, brutal!!
What are the Rules of your Studio? Some of the common ones are, No Cell Phones, No getting drunk during the session. What are some of your favorites? My friend has a sign on the wall of the tracking room that says..
No talking after a take until I say so. You will live longer that way.
and
If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

So rip away boys. Give me your best. I'm building a new room for my home studio and I want the best of these for a sign in my new place.
Serious answers or fun ones.

Thanks

 

[DJL]

OK, I know this has nothing to do with mics. I put this post here because this is the forum I usually go to first and you guys here are the most, what's the word I'm looking for, brutal!!
What are the Rules of your Studio? Some of the common ones are, No Cell Phones, No getting drunk during the session. What are some of your favorites? My friend has a sign on the wall of the tracking room that says..
No talking after a take until I say so. You will live longer that way.
and
If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

So rip away boys. Give me your best. I'm building a new room for my home studio and I want the best of these for a sign in my new place.
Serious answers or fun ones.

Thanks

RULES? You know it's wrong to post a question about stuido rules on the microphone board, yet you do it anyway... you have NO RULES. This is my fun answer.

Studio Rule #1... pay your bill.