no tune, yet

[dtb]

oh yea, baby. gonna be a wonderful afternoon, I hope. btb and mississippi are on the way over. and it will be our pleasure to have Jim Arnold here as well. Jim was a MNJ regular a couple years ago, before he and his lovely wife, Brandy, started having kids like a mutha fucka. They have a little man that's 3 and they had twin girls this summer. He's been very busy. Jim is the pro at the golf course I work at, and writes tunz all the time, and loves to sing. Man, this is gonna be fun. I don't care if the recordings come out or not, I will post'em as soon as I can. Gotta do family stuff for a couple days, but I'll get'em up.

It's about 75 degrees, sun shinning big time. The beer and vodka are flowing. The herb is burning. If we don't get sumpin down, I'll be pissed. LOL

Later.

Dan

 

[studioviols]

Here's a cool game you can play on a crisp and warm autumn day.

In the middle of the Sunday Times, there's the double fold.
Take it out, lay it flat, then fill it up with gold.
Now circle it with duct tape, wrap that shit up tight.
Then fire up a broom stick, yeah, the big end ... yeah that's right.

Now hold that big ol' flame, from that cracklin' straw,
hold it on that big sumbitch, and take a big ol' draw.
You huff 'n puff , n' puff again, 'n make all sorts of noise,
like cheech 'n chong would do ... on cassette when you wuz young.

Then hold yer breath and run like hell to the far end of the yard.
don't blow up now that smoke is gold just hold it in yer lungs. (damnit)

Run to the fence, and touch it good, then turn and run on back.
Don't cheat now dude, no breathin' till ya get back to that doob.

And if ya fall unconcious, in the autumn grass,
you'll know the other folks will laugh, at yer stupit passed out ass.

So the lesson here is roll it huge, and wrap it up real tight.
Fill up big, and run real fast and pass out if you might.
But just be sure, don't be a fool, don't bust up on your own.
To fill the Time's middle fold damn near takes a pound.

So tell this story to yer friends, and you just bring a match,
ta light that broom, ta light that dube, so you can smoke it 'natch.
Ask all yer friends tuh give a little, just throw some in the pot, (some pot in)

Ay Hey! I take the Times and you'll be generous with it.

<bows>

Yes ... we actually used to do this ... in the good ole days my friend, the good ole days.

P.S. (don't really use duct tape, just lots of spit !)

 

[A Reel Person]

Sounds like a lot more fun than sitting out a hurricane,...

with your instruments in hand, & your heads ducked down!

 

[joro]

It's about 75 degrees, sun shinning big time. The beer and vodka are flowing. The herb is burning. If we don't get sum pie , I'll be pissed. LOL

Later.

Dan

pie?........................I like pie.....................and cake

 

[B.SABBATH]

so where's the beef, man?