Hey Bob.
Naa, ya ain't gonna blow up your computer. That's what the 'My Computer' Icon is for.
A tip: Be sure, when you click the 'My Computer' Icon, you cover your eyes and ears.
Ummm. I was on my way to a gig, ya see. My van broke down. This lady pulls up on a full chopped vespa with a sidecar. I loaded up my guitars and amps, cables and mics in the sidecar and strapped some of them to the sissy bar behind her.
~ takes a long pull from a longneck ~
I rode on the handle bars. Yeah, I was on the handle bars.
Honest, everything was cool.
~ nods ~
Yeah, that's what happened.
Just like I said.
~ pulls the last of it from the longneck ~
Her car broke down and I stopped to help her. Ah huh. That be what happened.
~ continues to nod, looking for an exit ~