LI_Slim
voice in the wilderness
THE TOP PERCENT by Larry Kolker © 2007
It’s plain to see that you don’t love me
Those shining eyes just look away
And you are never thinking of me
No matter what I say
You say you’re looking for your soul mate
Or maybe just a different type
But it is clear that I just don’t rate
Very very high
A face like in a magazine
Abs made of cement
You want someone squarely
In the top percent, babe
You say you need a million dollars
Or else you’ll be so damn deprived
And you will need a bit more next year
Just to stay alive
And if the Joneses still have more so
You’ll have to lie and cheat and steal
But that’s okay ‘cause you’re entitled
That’s just how you feel
Everyone is slavin’ just to pay the rent
But you are still a failure
Unless you’re in the top percent, babe
You know we have a lovely nation
Technology and leisure time
And all the plays and parks and hedge funds
Cows and corn and wine
You know we have the strongest army
And brilliant scientific minds
And we don’t hesitate to use them
Every single time
Leaders of all nations, know you must consent
Or we’ll just beat you down
To keep us in the top percent, babe
It’s plain to see that you don’t love me
Those shining eyes just look away
And you are never thinking of me
No matter what I say
You say you’re looking for your soul mate
Or maybe just a different type
But it is clear that I just don’t rate
Very very high
A face like in a magazine
Abs made of cement
You want someone squarely
In the top percent, babe
You say you need a million dollars
Or else you’ll be so damn deprived
And you will need a bit more next year
Just to stay alive
And if the Joneses still have more so
You’ll have to lie and cheat and steal
But that’s okay ‘cause you’re entitled
That’s just how you feel
Everyone is slavin’ just to pay the rent
But you are still a failure
Unless you’re in the top percent, babe
You know we have a lovely nation
Technology and leisure time
And all the plays and parks and hedge funds
Cows and corn and wine
You know we have the strongest army
And brilliant scientific minds
And we don’t hesitate to use them
Every single time
Leaders of all nations, know you must consent
Or we’ll just beat you down
To keep us in the top percent, babe