Thanks everyone! I'll go back in and assess the drums and make a version .10. Guitar-player-me is definitely getting all up in the mix, and finger-tap-drummer-me got dissed. Bass-player-me will have to arbitrate. I'll look at the left bias thing, too.
Most of the weird sounds are throwbacks to my cartoon/industrial phase of home recording back in the early 90's. I accumulated a bunch of samples back then via recording with an 8 bit soundblaster and a Shure Unisphere 588A, converting binary files of all sorts to wave files using a program called Trixwave, and snarfing what I could off local BBSs - I think that distorted sound falls into the second category. Anyway, when I resumed home recording after my (widely celebrated) 15 year hiatus, that's what I had lying around so I figured I should try and use'em where I could. But hey, maybe not -- I tried to use that very sound as a cymbal in the electric guitar portion, and even I couldn't help but think there was something wrong with my monitors when it kicked in.
If you can stand it, the distorted sound appears along with a recorded shotgun cocking at 7:50 on
http://www.myspace.com/melvinchuckwagon - heh, 7:50 - I don't think you can fastforward on myspace and let's just say that most people don't make it that far. Few songs can claim a slight improvement in quality when uploaded to myspace - this is one of them. That sound serves as a surrogate for discharging the shotgun, which wasn't really practical at the time. I later wired it into custom Doom2 levels to replace the sound of the rocket launcher - that worked well.
Probably obviously, the drums in the song below are midi/samplebanks - to the extent that anyone thinks I can improve things by swapping out the bank (to some known set), please lay it on me.