Mr. Spinsterwun
First off, let me take a second to address DJ Flo’ Dolo… If you don’t mind, Dolo, I want to deal with Spinsterw…OOPS, I mean
Fluff Daddy, because now it’s borderline personal since he stooped to the name-calling level. I’ll deal with you
later, Dolo, believe that…
Dear Mr. Fluff-Daddy,
1. You wrote that you weren’t taking this personal, but then called me a whore. Seems pretty damn personal to me,
Fluffy.
2. I won’t confuse what you write as
Elitism, as we both know that if you consider yourself anything more than the average-assed-guy-posing-as-hot shit-online, you’re stoned, drunk, tripping on acid, or just plain dumb.
3. What makes you ASS – ume that I’m a “young grasshopper?” Surely not my post count, right? That would make you pretty damn young & dumb in your own right, wouldn’t it? I’d have to guess that’s the “elitist” in you rearing its’ ugly head. And for the record,
Fluffy, I’m older than 25 & younger than 50.
4. I would
NEVER confuse you with the
working DJ Spin of B96 FM, or any other working stiff in the city of Chicago.
5. I had no idea that a source had to be a “worldwide” house music producer in order for you to name the projects you’ve worked on over the years, stateside or abroad. Sounds like more
Fluff to me. Haven’t you realized yet that music is globally available? It's especially available with the advent of this hot, new invention called
THE INTERNET!!! All I was asking for is the names of some commercially released or available projects THAT YOU WE’RE/ARE CONNECTED TO. Is that so hard? Even one is better than none (though not by much,
Fluffy)
6. I’m not obsessed with anything but the truth,
Fluff-Daddy. I just HATE to see you continuously feeding people who don’t or can’t know any better such bullshit time & time again. You carry on like you DO shit, when YOU REALLY AIN’T SHIT. It’s just old & sad, that’s all.
7. Maybe… it’s your
elitist attitude that makes you come off as a braggart or liar, take your pick. Claiming you ain’t something, doesn’t mean that you
aren’t something, you fluff-feeding, full of shit, wannabe.
8. In due time
Fluffy, you will learn of both my identity & my sources who see you regularly at some of your favorite watering holes. Funny how
nobody ever sees you DJing or bumping
your own tracks, but instead always those of others. Kinda make a nukka go HMMMMM…
9.
BULLSHIT BREAKDOWN:
Who have you done remix work for? Original production? Why does it have to be a secret? If the work-for-hire has been completed, then you have no reason to not divulge the project titles, do you?!? And don’t worry, if it’s only available overseas, I can get shit from there, too…
10. Work For Hire – New to the R&B/Hip-Hop game or not, Mr. European Market House Music Producer, if it’s work you’ve done & sold commercially those are still projects you can use on your resume, right?
AGAIN I ASK, what are the names of ANY of the projects you’ve done THAT YOU CAN TAKE CREDIT FOR WITHOUT LYING ? WELL?!? I’M WAITING!!! WE ALL ARE!!! What about this “I Am The One” song that’s mentioned in that bullshit-assed 2 year old article you STILL keep throwing in people’s faces? So big & yet so hard to find? Hmmmm… And don’t give me any shit about licensing or distribution or any of that shit, I know the game
far better than you ever dreamed you will, trust me,
Fluffy. I lurk on BBSs to learn, listen, and share. Sometimes I post, and sometimes not. Maybe you too should be a bit more discretionary in your online tomfoolery. If everything you’ve done is bound by some sort of confidentiality clause, then that’s understandable, but most times, work-for-hire projects can
still be used as a reference to obtain more work and/or establish legitimate credibility. If someone told you different, they lied. Take that as a morsel of real, true, and solid advice from Yours Truly.
11.
<blah, blah, blah>…Due Diligence…
– make sure when you throw words around you use them in the right context instead of trying to be so damn preachy & condescending. You remind me of dude off of
In Living Color sitting in jail, spitting all that shit that made no sense. I’m sure you remember those skits, don’t you
Fluffy? Oh yeah, and check your French, too.
12. Do I need to have my peoples run up on you tonight or tomorrow night & give you a box of pens so you can
dot that “I,” cross that “T,” and
STOP with the fluff,
Fluff-Daddy?????
13. Just to let you know, I’ve monitored this site for a couple of years and really do think it can be beneficial, I’m just sick & tired of all your bullshit smiley faces, thumbs-ups, and attempts at sounding brilliant. Big deal if you can help some poor soul figure out how to do something in ACID, FRUTY LOOPS, or (name-your-favorite-direct x – or-VST-plug-in). The question is, can you, do you, and have you ever used this technical drawl to do anything of substance (or hell, even of no significant substance)?!?
14. And thanks, but NO THANKS on shopping a project for me. You wouldn’t even know where to begin or what to do with my work (or anyone else’s for that matter). That’s probably as close as you’d ever be to selling music (and handling something worth it’s salt, yours or not). I’m SURE you could really use a finder’s fee for something (like your bar-hopping escapades), but it won’t be coming from the sweat off of my brow, that’s for sure. I hope you haven’t suckered any poor souls on this BBS like that. If so, the shame,
Fluff-Daddy, oh, the shame…
15. Since you were bold
and STUPID enough to mention the bank accounts & the IRS, I’m sure they’d be interested in your non-verifiable bank account deposits you so brazenly want to compare, you dummy. That’s about as smart as a street-corner pharmaceutical supplier dumping loot in the bank instead of under his bed, at aunt so-&-so’s, or wherever. Come on
Fluffy, JUST STOP IT. I can back all my shit up, can you?
16. You should clearly have copies of the music that you & your partner Mark force-fed that Resident Advisor writer, shouldn’t you? I mean, it was “all that” for a minute, wasn’t it? I imagine it must be the ONLY thing you can stand on, since you keep pointing to that article as proof of your talent, skill, and global recognition. What were you, your partner, and the writer drinking? How hard was it to synchronize you all being slap-assed drunk & still pull off a telephone interview?!?
17.
YOU ARE A WANNABE, in every foul, fucked-up, & bad sense of the word. The only neophyte up in this piece is you. If you could use ANY gear as well as you run off at the lip about it then maybe you could increase your market value. A little of something is better than a lot of nothing, right? House/Hip-Hop/R&B/C&W – you don’t know jack about jack. Quit faking the funk. Better yet, just
QUIT FAKING.
I know you can be whoever you want to be in cyberspace, but damn
Fluff-Daddy, why don’t
you just hang all this shit out to
Fluff-dry.
Senor Superguy
***note to L'espion Noir***
but hey talking shit from behind one's keyboard is the safest way i guess you know sort of like taking shot at Po-nine on record but steady burning your shirt from dropping the b***t everytime one sees the man patroling the Ave
Don't even take it there with me. I don't know you & you don't know me. Let's keep it that way. Furthermore, it's probably in your best interest to
quit co-signing for strangers.
Once Spinsterwun has gotten the
Fluff slapped out of him, only then would I suggest you consider vouching for his credibility & ability.
And by the way...this is my
first post, too...
DAYUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!
