ok ass...first off, this is a FORUM... if everyone was just suposed to READ, READ, READ, then there would be no posts to READ... secondly, did his post give you the slightest inclination that he wants to do this shit for a living?? NO. therefore "reading till your eyes bleed" is just a TAD bit asinine. third, not everyone retains all of the information they read -- example: YOU and his posts -- so they want to TALK to an actual person, and get a personalized answer that best fits their situation -- in laymans terms... not the websites that are probably way over his head... after all, he just wants to get sound to his computer, nothing more. He didnt ask how he could get that "professional sound" for under 200.
My first post took all of 2 minutes to write, and it answered his question completely, WITH examples of the shit he could get. If more people were like that, (and there are some, so if youre one of em, thank you) who were actually helpful to the newbs (who just want a way to hear how they sound -- nothing more) than this site would be a lot better.
probably took you longer to think of a smartass response than it did for me to give him an actual answer. good job, gold star.