Don't listen to these guys, Punk Rocker.
The whole idea behind getting "Punch" and "Poppy" isn't nearly as subjective as one might thing. In fact, there have been several scientific studies performed on this very subject ... and it has been confirmed within .0001% margin for error ... what we have come to know as being "punchy" and/or "poppy" in the music that we like.
And what's behind it all is a phenomenon called Psychoaccoustic Inflection. What happens when music is psychoaccoustically inflected is truly an exciting experience when one witnesses it firsthand.
If you would like, for a meager $400 sent via paypal, I can send you a VST plugin that will simulate this psychoaccoustic inflection that I have been telling you about. Right now, I'm the only one on the planet who owns it, so you would be in elite company. Just let me know if you're interested.
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