What's the harm in a little good humored, non-antagonistic waste of bandwidth?
Oh, I see your point. Here goes.........
Ya know, the price of a human life being as cheap as it is in Asia, I could probably buy a little chinaman with a good ear and lotsa tone for 5 bucks. I'll connect a 6ft piece of 1/2" flex tube to his ear and sing thru him! With pecise cane usage, I can adjust his tone and volume. All in one mic, comp, and amp package! Lookout Mr. Microphone...the Evil Empire has a new corner in the market!