To each his own. I started on a Fender American Precision in 1985. I much prefer the Epi, which I've had six years now. It's not because of scale length, because what I really like is uprights, but I can't afford one.
The Epi isn't quite a Hofner, it is laminate rather than solid top, etc. But it's a lot cheaper!
Saying the hardware is crap is simply untrue, the tuners are nicer than a Fender, nicer than either of the Gibson LPs I've had. The tailpiece I like quite a lot. Fit & finish on my unit is great, and the flaming is nice. Sure, the bridge isn't modern, but it's a reproduction of a 50 year old instrument.
Also, it's semihollow with a smallish body, so of course it will be headstock balanced. It's also a light instrument, I never got tired holding it on gigs. Finally, the pickups are supposed to be weak. That keeps the tone nice and bright. If you wanted hot pickups or actives, or if you like to roll off the tone all the way, you've got the wrong bass.
Why don't you sell yours?