Sorry, Tony Scalia already beat you to it! [he says as he flips his hand off his chin]
Besides, Edan and Dewd already got jobs as Tokyo Rose ("Sorry, Yankee Joe, you don't have 'it'") and Baghdad Bob ("What you hear with your ears and see with your eyes is false. Our preamp controls the city with the exact same sound as your preamp.")
Robert D said:
I don't know if Gear applies, but Slut most certainly does.