Let me introduce myself...

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Ask not what Dave can do for you, ask what you can do for Dave!
 
A day without DAVE is like a day without .................................................................. DAVE.
 
I'm getting close to my 1000th post! I just wanted to announce that I am definitely planning on bestowing Dave with that 1000th post in HERE!
 
OH SNAP!!

Dave forgive us for letting this fall to page 2! Shield us from your wrath!!!!!!! :eek:
 
Falling! Falling so quickly!


Must...fight...to....keep...Famous Dave....alive!!!!
 
I'm seriously thinking about changing my name. To spare myself the wrath of Famous Dave, I'm going with Dave Famous. I'll also be growing a mustache. Dave Famous sounds like someone who'd wear a big mustache.

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Hy!
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Peace!
 
Hy!
I am Madbeatz, I'm doing Instrumentals for rappers.
If you are interested in hard beats, you should see my page.Please check out my sounds!
Peace!

Famous Dave says that your name is unoriginal!
 
I'm getting close to my 1000th post! I just wanted to announce that I am definitely planning on bestowing Dave with that 1000th post in HERE!

Excellent! :cool:



Be excellent to everyone you meet ..... Party on dude!

---------- Post added at 22:58 ---------- Previous post was at 21:32 ----------

I'm seriously thinking about changing my name. To spare myself the wrath of Famous Dave, I'm going with Dave Famous. I'll also be growing a mustache. Dave Famous sounds like someone who'd wear a big mustache.

moustache%20gay.jpg



Careful !! Talk like that may end you up as a pillar of salt. :p
 
I like the name "Dave Famous" it shows respect without being too brash
 
Guitaristic should be along very soon to post his 1000th post.

He promised his 1000th would be here.
 
4,000 B.C.

In the beginning, there was the most beautiful woman the world had ever seen. She was humble, a hard worker, and well-loved by all the members of her village. One day, the girl was out foraging for berries when a strange wonder suddenly came upon her in the sky. It was like no bird she had ever seen. It had no head, was the color of stone, and was perfectly round like the rock she used to grind grain during the evening. If she had perhaps lived several thousand years later, she would have realized that this phenomenon upon her was an alien spaceship; however, she was stuck in the past, and was a simple girl. It struck a strange chord within her, not causing her to run away in fear, but rather a sense of wonder welled up within her chest, and she was drawn closer to the ship. The ship changed course, seemingly having spotted the girl, and began to hover directly over her. Thus, she was taken.

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Now, I know what you're thinking. This can't be good. She's toast.

BUT

These were no ordinary aliens...they were actually angelic beings!

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There were hundreds of these angelic beings on the ship, and they were very kind to the girl. It was unknown to the girl why they had taken her, but she cared not because she was well-loved by all the angel-folk and treated like a queen. She was able to travel the world in her spaceship, seeing the greatest civilizations at that time.

One day, the beautiful girl fell in love with one of the angelic beings, and they were soon married!

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As the children say on earth, "first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" Thus, a child was born!

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"What should we name him?" the mother asked her husband. After a long time to think, the father answered... "Dave."

"Then Dave it is! Hello Dave!" said the mom.

The child grew faster than most, since angel blood coursed through his veins. He was smarter, faster, stronger, and wiser than any other children near his age...and he eventually surpassed even the adults on the spaceship by the time he was a grown man (which, in angel years, is only about 10). Thus the family lived on happily for many years.

A picture of Dave when he was 10--
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One day, an enemy force of aliens attacked the angelic beings' ship viciously, taking them by surprise. The air (if space has air) was filled with the sound of plasma bolts, lasers, and missiles whooshing through the air towards the ship. Dave was in bed sleeping at the time, but his father was on his regular guard duty patrol. Seeing the imminent destruction bounding down on the ship, Father of Dave (as he is now known in the legend) went into "angel-time" and time slowed down drastically, almost to a crawl. Knowing that he could only save one of his family members, Father of Dave was forced to choose between his wife and Dave. Knowing his wife would never want to go on without him, and having foreseen the great things Dave would do for the universe, he quickly dashed (in angel time) to Dave's room.

"Dave!!! There's not much time! You MUST get to an escape pod!" said Father of Dave.

Dave was the perfect son, and had never disobeyed Father of Dave. So off he dashed to an empty pod, and was jettisoned out into the inky blackness of space. A bright light filled the pod through the small window, and Dave looked back to see the spaceship that he had called home for his entire childhood explode with ferocious power.

"MOTHER!!! FATHER!!!! NOOOOO!!!" Dave cried. But it was too late. They were gone.

Dave's pod began re-entry into the earth's atmosphere, but Dave could feel nothing. He had gone cold on the inside...a strange numbness had filled his core.

BOOM. SMASH.

The pod landed in the ground with intense force. Dave quickly got out, and using his angel vision, was able to spot the enemy ship up in space. Now, you the reader must understand, when I wrote that Dave was a very advanced person physically and mentally, that was correct. However, the rage that he felt in this very moment heightened all his senses to a level never before seen, and that will probably never be seen again. His brain and body were raging with raw power, and he directed all of it at the ship that had just killed his mother and father.

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He unleashed a pure energy beam from his eyes. This beam shot through the clouds, through the atmosphere, through several meteors that obstructed the path, and slammed into the ship with such force that all on it were vaporized instantly.

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The enemy never even saw the beam coming, but everyone on earth saw it. The tribespeople may not have known what it was, but word quickly spread from village to village that a god-man had landed on earth from outer space and had unleashed powers so intense that those who saw it died from fear. Thus, Dave took on the new title of FAMOUS DAVE.

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Dave walks the earth still today due to the angel blood he inherited from Father of Dave. He is the last of his kind, and now fights for the poor and oppressed wherever he finds them. Although his legend has faded from the minds of many, he is still said to appear every so often to people. These people may not know the man, but they will know the legend.

Famous Dave assures it.
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