Randy: It was just aight for me. The lead and rhythm guitar tones are too similar and compete for attention. It was a little bluesy; a little Spanish . . . I liked some of the phrasing . . . but it was just average for me. Dog!
Paula: First off, I love those shoes! I thought your playing was wonderful, it's always wonderful, I would have your baby if I weren't postmenopausal and really, really hepped up on goofballs. I loved how you let your own style show through at the end. You took the song and made it your own.
Simon: I have to disagree, (Crowd: BOOOOO!) I thought it sounded like Van Cliburn stumbling into a piano store at a shopping mall (BOOOOO!) Let me finish! And instead of sitting down at the Steinway grand and doing something really beautiful, he sat down at an electric organ and wanked along with Mambo #5. (BOOOOOOO!) I thought it was ridiculous.
Ryan: I am a closeted homosexual whose advances have been rejected by Simon