Karaoke vocals pitches and keys

[walters]

I'm trying to record Karaoke music for people but the vocalist are pitchy sharp or flat or off key what can i say to them or help GUIDE them better any hints please?

Or what to pratice to make them better at hitting the notes solid?

What does it mean when the vocalist is singing sharp or flat or out of key on some of the notes how can i correct this please with out software,plug ins how can i coach them better to hit the notes please any hints?

 

[scrubs]

Welcome back, walters. I think part of the "fun" of karaoke is just how terrible most people sound. However, I've found that placing a razor-wire noose about your genitals is usually enough to keep singers in check. You might even try placing it around their genitals.

Cheers!

 

[travelin travis]

No need to coach them. Just back them up with an indie rock band and all will be well Mr. Walters.

 

[aroth]

What you need to do is give them love and comfort, lots of it.
make them feel that you are the everloving karaoke-father. '


Also try serving dried camel tounge on tuesdays, this will help against those evil sharps, and keys

 

[PhilGood]

Its easy! When vocals are pitchy sharp or flat or off key, the music sounds bad. When they are not, it sounds good! Make a sign that says "Good!" and hold it up while they are on pitch. When it sounds bad, put the sign down and hit them with a rolled up newspaper! Repeat the process until they can make it through the song with only the sign being held up.

Then they've done it right!

You can also try electrodes on different parts of the body. When they make it through without a shock, all fixed!

 

[Dan Micah]

singstar!!

On a half serious note there's a sing star game on playstation or one of those platforms that rates your singing and tells you when you're out of tune. Charge $20 a game and call it vocal coaching!

 

[BigRay]

Go to your nearest needle swap center, pour out the bin that has a "biohazard" sign on it, and start jamming all the dirty needles in until you feel like you have the right needle.

then look in the mirror and curse the fates for your lack of intelligence and common sense, you degenerate cockeyed halfwit cocksucker.

go away. or Die. Whichever comes sooner.