We were playing a gig one night and some prat in the audience shouted at the bass player,
Prat:"you're too loud",
Bass player came back "what"?
Prat:"I said you're too loud!"
once again "what?"
Prat:"I said you are too fucking loud"!!!
bass player "sorry man, I can't hear you, I'm too loud"
I thought it was hilarious at the time.