Introducing Moses Sanders the hippest, coolest old man on rock n roller skates to ever grace the internets...

[TAE]

I came up with artist name Moses Sanders about 6 years ago as one of my alter ego's. Being part of the slowly decaying army of rock n rollers of the 70's I realized that my ship had sailed and left me on the shoreline waving...Goodbye Ship! I said....and EVH and Randy and Diamond Dave were on the boat waving back at me saying C-ya Tomco! Wouldn't wanna be ya! Bastards!
Well it was then and there that I decided Joke em if they can't take a flying fuck through a rolling donut..Seriously! C-ya wouldn't want a be ya? So I looked in the mirror and said to my self...self you gotta give ol Tomco a rest. You need to reinvent yourself. Pick yourself up off the ground, dust yourself off and quit your crying ya little baby! Think of Colonel Sanders who started a worldwide fried chicken empire when he was 65. And howzabout Grandma Moses? Look at her, she didn't even take up painting until she was 76! It aint over till its over baby! Hmmm Sanders & Moses? Hey I like that! Moses Sanders sounds like a really cool old piano blues singing black man who grew up on the Tallahatchie river. His father was a drunk and Moses would have to go to the local saloon to get him. There was this cool cat that played the piano there at the bar and Moses would just sit there and watch as his Daddy slept it off in the booth. The old guy's name was Thunder cause the dude was huge and when he hit those keys the piano cried...and Oh man he could sing like a wild wolf. Moses became his understudy and ended up becoming a incredible performer traveling the world singing the blues till the last day of his life.

So I created Moses Sanders .....He belongs to me..... you hear that Moses! YOU BELONG TO ME!







So just to clarify...I made Moses Sanders up 7 years ago. Today when I googled Moses Sanders and Tomco up...Nothing came up...Dang He's been on Audiomack for 7 years and the google doesn't know that he even exist...OK I got to promote him so the world knows I MADE HIM UP and HE BELONGS TO ME!

 

[RFR]

I thought initially that you were talking about Moses on Venice beach.

He’d go around with a guitar and a pignose amp sporting a turban and roller skates

He was quite the fixture on the boardwalk

His rollerskating around playing music earned him enough money to buy a house!

He and his ‘real band’ used to rehearse right next door to me.

In closing, I recognize you. Moses Sanders!

 

[TAE]

In closing, I recognize you. Moses Sanders!

Let the records show that on this day December 16th 2025 that the imaginary persona "Moses Sanders" has officially been recognized .

Declaration Date: December 16, 2025

Declarant (Creator): Tomco

Subject: Character Name and Persona:​

I, Tomco, the Declarant, hereby makes this formal declaration to assert my intellectual property rights concerning the fictional character/imaginary persona identified as Moses Sanders.

1. Creation and Origin: The character Moses Sanders (including the name, likeness, persona, backstory, and all associated traits and characteristics) is an original work of authorship conceived, created, and developed entirely by the Declarant, Tomco.
2. Claim of Rights: As the sole creator, I, Tomco, hold any and all rights to the name and likeness of Moses Sanders. These rights include, but are not limited to, copyright, trademark, and all rights pertaining to the character's publication, reproduction, adaptation, distribution, performance, and derivative works across all media now known or hereafter developed.
3. Assertion: No unauthorized use of the name, likeness, or any element of the Moses Sanders persona may be made without the express written permission of the Declarant, Tomco.

 

[RFR]

Now you’re not gonna charge or sue us if we use the name of your fictional identity when addressing you? (or when speaking about you) Are you?