Instant Vintagemic sweater (TM)

[Micsales]

Hi! Micsales guy here!

Hey, recording newbies and oldies, do you suffer from vintage mic envy?

So do alot of little recording buddies. It is almost impossible to get your hands on a real vintage mic these days. The cost is way out there and we really never know what we are getting for the high $$$

Well, guess what? I am offereing the NEW Vintagemic Sweater (TM) for the unbelievable price of only $9.99!

We all know that the new fangled chinese mics sound like those *german* brands, right?

Well, with the Vintagemic Sweater, you just slip in the chinese soundalike mic and *bingo*! You are the envy of all your so-called friends.

This sweater is also a great pop-filter so it doubles in value right off the bat!

This product was not possible in the past as none of the chinese workers on my barges had any grandmothers who could knit. But, thank god we found a few!

Get yours today and start recording your Vintage Album Today!!

PS: Our Grannies have informed us that they will include a free 2nd sweater for the same price if they can get extra rations at supper. We are all for that! A great deal just got better............

 

[omtayslick]

Hi,

Please enter my order for the following:

2 ecm to earthworks sweaters. (hope this is not a special order item, and the 9.99 price still applies)

1 MXL to Neumann sweater.

And a couple of questions: Will these sweaters help to "warm-up" my cold, digital sound?

Also, are there any plans to expand the line? (Thinking of my nearfield monitors.)

 

[Micsales]

Hi,

Please enter my order for the following:

2 ecm to earthworks sweaters. (hope this is not a special order item, and the 9.99 price still applies)

1 MXL to Neumann sweater.

And a couple of questions: Will these sweaters help to "warm-up" my cold, digital sound?

Also, are there any plans to expand the line? (Thinking of my nearfield monitors.)

Thanks for your interest and order!!

We have all these in stock on the barge! We are currently docked in New York Harbor for our monthly INS audit. You can pick them up between the hours of 8:00 am - 5:00 pm. (note: after hours pickup price is %50 off, but keep it quiet). We are expanding our line to include the Vintagepre and Vintageeq sweaters!

We are always looking for handy-dandy grandmothers to knit-us-up-a-storm around here. The barge leaves each month for overseas destinations to manufacture stock for sales either here or there (depending on certain laws and ALWAYS overseas during tax season).

Again, thankyou for your continued interest in the fastest moving products (and company) in the world!

Micsales.