I need your help to build the PEFECT home studio

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Gotcha - almost forgot, he could definitely use one of my better inventions -
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Oh, so YOUR the one that invented this huh?.........VERY COOL!

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Dom Franco said:
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There are a few geeks and satanists that have nothing better to do in life than hang around on this BBS.
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What's wrong with Satanists?:mad:
 
kinda funny that in 2000, this thread only got like 5 responses....now...5 years later...it has 17....this one makes 18....
 
RICK FITZPATRICK said:
:confused: :eek: :rolleyes: Your a little late there dude. Like FIVE YEARS!!This thread was posted in ..........2000!!! :p
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And where's the little dreamer now? :p
 
hi i want to do that too

all you need is a vertical processed mixing desk, 2 omnidirectional laptop suits and a table to put them on!

a 26-left to right obligator would be useful too
 
notbradsohner said:
seriously, If you want to go all out, look for brands like behringer, nady, yamaha, realistic, stageworks, presonus, squire, hosa, jade audio, roland, etc.

make sure you get nady mics, they are the best. Usually you can find a deal where if you buy one 10 dollar mic, you can get two free, its awsome. All the pro studios do it.

behringere ub series mixers are the way to go

make sure you get rolalnd DIGITAL monitors, they are better

use only hose and jade audio cables

the presonus bluetube is about the best preamp around, but you dont really need pre amps, you can use the ones on the behringer board

realistic cassete recorders will be best, they have the least ammount of hiss

squire guitars tend to record really well, and you dont need an amp, just go direct input

for effects, go all behringer, the virtualizere pro has some of the best reverbs around.

for eq, make sure it is a graphic, behringer and the like make some good ones

you really dont need cables, they are cocky, just plug the mic right into the mixer

as for drums, dont worry about tuning, just set one of those nady mics on the floor in front of the drums and hit record.

as for vocals, you will probably want a condenser. All mics are pretty much the same, so just get the cheapest one you can find.

as for the actual studio........

your control room should be small with all paralell walls, this will keep all of the bass swirling around the room and give you a nice reverb effect when mixing. Which reminds me, just use headphones for that, you dont really need speakers.

you probably want a seperate room to record in, so make all of the dimentions the same, so it is a perfect cube, that is best for acoustics. Dont put anything on the walls.

to make it soundproof, build a wall, the look online for "soundproofing foam". this is the only way to achieve absolute silence.

oh, and use carpet eveywhere, this absorbes some frequences so the room sounds better acoustically.

if the room has too much reverb, either put carpet or eggcrates on the walls, this will stop the echoing.

if you want to use a computer, just order one from dell or gatway or something. the soundcards they send with the computer are better than the ones you can buy. Most professional studios use the stock sound card too.

once you get all of those you are all set, and can start recording. even if you dont know anything about recording, you can still make a platinum album with gear like that.


P.S. make sure that you mix all of your audio and power cables together, this will eliminate any noise you might have.


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wow, that is overwhelmingly funny.
 
"I play E.S.P. guitars and Ibanez basses though I'd love to find a guitar company to produce my TRUTH Line of Signature guitars. If I ever get my music career off the ground it's not going to be as a live performer. I think live music is dying. The next level is BitPass, BitTorrent, virtual, subliminal, hypnotic, and occult. It's the only new frontier." -from http://www.myspace.com/belovedofmaat


REPLY:
hey man, live music inst dieing, its people who live by mp3s and major record lable e-zines that are killing music, but at the same time (in my opinion) letting yourself bomb and giving independent musicians a fair chance at an honestly performed musical carrer, live music has a much better chance of overtaking massive dist. and over done, lipsinking big names that are oh so rich and famous. online dist, is probly the future. but the main online dist. are indie artists who mainly just give their music away-and make a profit and take their rep to the next step by playing live.
 
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